"Baby doll! Jaldi kar yaar.. We are getting late.!" The man in a red jipsy honked the horns once again and finally a female figure approached him. " shakti ke bacche! Kyu apne gale faad raha hai?! Kaha tha na 5 min mein aaungi.. tune patience naam ki koi word suni hai ki nahi zindagi me.?" The girl said in a irked tone getting on the passenger seat.
"Mujhe thodi na pata tha ki maharani ji ke 5 min ka matlab aadha ghanta hota hai" shakti glared at her. "Seriously ajabde! Learn some time sense." Shakti seemed somewhat pissed off. Ajabde sensed his temper and decided to keep quite for a while.
"Ab achanak aise shant kyu hogayi?" He asked after being silient for about more than 5 mins. it was indeed hard for him also, to stay even for 5mins without listening to her voice.
"Woh.. tum gussa hogaye the na.. toh socha chup rahu thodi der jab tak tumhara garam dimag thoda thanda nahi hojata" ajabde said giving an innocent look. Shakti stopped the car with a jerk. He touched her cheeks and neck
Shakti: tu theek toh hai? Bimaar toh nahi lag rahi ho.. ek min, dimag khali toh nahi hogaya tera..(he frowned slightly knocking her head with his knuckles)
Ajab(jerking his hands away): dimag mera nahi tera khali hogaya hai..!! Pagal kahika!! Ek toh mein tere kharaab mood aur kharaab nah ho issiliye itne mushkil se chup baithi hu aur tu mujhe hi taane kas raha hai! Huh! Jaa mujhe nahi jaana tere saath. Khud chale jaana shopping karne!
She unlocked the door and tried to get down the car but shakti grabbed her back on the seat and locked the door.
Shakti: hmm! Chalo finally meri jhansi rani wapis apni avtaar mein toh aayi!
Ajab(frowned at him): kya matlab? Aur mein jhansi rani nahi hu. I'm Miss. Ajabde Punwar! Samjhe?! Anpadh kahi ka.
Shakti: oh madam anpadh kisko bola?! I'm the topper of my college samjhi nah. Aur.. tu kabhi aise chup mat raha kar. Specially mereliye toh bilkul bhi nahi.. coz tujhe yeh decent wala look bilkul suit nahi karta. waise bhi, mujhe jaisi teri bakwas sunne ki aadat hogayi hai.. and mujhe meri sweetheart aise hi, jhansi rani ki tarah hi acchi lagti hai.
(He pulled her cheeks lightly)
Ajab: haww! Mein bakwaas karti hu! Aur tujhe yeh kitni baar bolna padega? Mein jhansi rani nahi. Miss….
Shakti: ha ha jaanta hu meri maa!! Miss. Ajabde punwar! Ab chale.. kyuki atleast new year ke time pe toh mujhe mom aur dada se daant khane ka koi shauk nahi.
Ajab: toh tujhe kisine rok rakhi hai gaadi chalane se.. jaldi chal na.. bada aaya 'apna college ka topper' she imitated his tone while
Shakti just rolled his eyes at her before zooming to their destination.
They bought all the necessory item for the new year's party and now they were scanning the cloths section. Ajabde was holding a bright red gown and was looking at her reflection in mirror. "Shakti.. yeh bhi accha lag raha hai na?.." she said checking herself but paused her work after few seconds when she no further received any response from him.. and she turned around to find him fast asleep
"Shakti !!" She roared aloud which starled shakti as he got up with a jerk. "Kya! Kya hua?! Bhookamp aagaya kya? Huh?" He scammed the whole place as he seemed wide awake. "Ghadha kahika. Kuch bhi haa.. Yaha mein tujhse itna important baat pooch rahi hu.. aur tujhe bhookamp ki padhi hai!"she asked. "Madam! Mujhe na, meri jaan ki jyada parwa hai aur waise bhi.. tu jo bhi pehen le, lagna toh tujhe chudail hi hai!" Shakti shrugged. Ajabde's mouth was wide open. "Kya kaha?! Mein chudail hu?!!" "Nahi nahi.. tu toh bhootni hai.. dekh aise wali" he then made a wierd face which raised ajab's temper to a new level. "Eee!! Kitna gandha shakal bana raha hai.. mein khud kar lungi shopping tere bagair." She turned to go but shakti grabbed her wrist. "Arre ruk.. mein karta hu na teri help. Chal.." "jee nahi. thank you very much! Mein khud kar lungi apni help.. tere saath baithungi nah toh next new year tak mein shopping hi karti rahungi." She shrugged his hand and marched towards the trial room muttering "Khud toh pagal hai, mujhe bhi pagal karke chodega!" "Arre baby doll.!! sun toh.. chali gayi. Chalo accha hai dimag toh nahi khayegi mera.. uff!" He chuckled and made his way towards men's section.
#after 2 hours#
"Abe aur kitna shopping karegi? Poora dukaan lootegi kya? Chal na jaldi." Shakti frowned at ajab who was still busy in bargaining with the shop keeper. "Tu zara apna dimag thand rak, kyu pareshaan kar raha hai.." ajab said. And after about another 10 mins of bargaining ajabde paid the amount. "Chalo.. yeh toh hogaya ab na.."she started. "Ruk ruk ruk.. ab aur kuch nahi yaar. Please..!" He pleaded.
Ajab: Tu kabhi meri poori baat toh sun liya kar. Mein yeh kehrahi thi ki ab na hume ghar chalna chahiye. Waise bhi tera woh yeda dada..
Shakti: Aee mere dada ke baare me kuch boli na toh.. waise tu unse itna chidti kyu hai? Hum sabke saath toh aaram se, acche se baat karti hai. Par dada ke saamne pata nahi tujhe kya hojaata hai..
Ajab: ab woh harkate hi aisi karta hai... (she muttered)
Shakti: ha, tu badi punya aatma haina.. ab chal, bhootni kahiki.
Ajab: tune phirse mujhe bhootni bola?!! Tu mera dost hai ki dushman..
(Shakti thought for a while before replying.)
Shakti: oh ha sorry yaar.. galti toh huyi mujhse. Bechari bhootni.. pata nahi meine usko tere saath tulna kaise kar di.. (he said with a sad face)
Ajab: kya... tujhe toh me chodungi nahi!
Shakti: pehle pakad toh le..
Ajab: shakti ruk!
Ajabde chased him out of the mall and after some more of bhagam doud they returned home as it was getting late.
To Be Continued....
"Mujhe thodi na pata tha ki maharani ji ke 5 min ka matlab aadha ghanta hota hai" shakti glared at her. "Seriously ajabde! Learn some time sense." Shakti seemed somewhat pissed off. Ajabde sensed his temper and decided to keep quite for a while.
"Ab achanak aise shant kyu hogayi?" He asked after being silient for about more than 5 mins. it was indeed hard for him also, to stay even for 5mins without listening to her voice.
"Woh.. tum gussa hogaye the na.. toh socha chup rahu thodi der jab tak tumhara garam dimag thoda thanda nahi hojata" ajabde said giving an innocent look. Shakti stopped the car with a jerk. He touched her cheeks and neck
Shakti: tu theek toh hai? Bimaar toh nahi lag rahi ho.. ek min, dimag khali toh nahi hogaya tera..(he frowned slightly knocking her head with his knuckles)
Ajab(jerking his hands away): dimag mera nahi tera khali hogaya hai..!! Pagal kahika!! Ek toh mein tere kharaab mood aur kharaab nah ho issiliye itne mushkil se chup baithi hu aur tu mujhe hi taane kas raha hai! Huh! Jaa mujhe nahi jaana tere saath. Khud chale jaana shopping karne!
She unlocked the door and tried to get down the car but shakti grabbed her back on the seat and locked the door.
Shakti: hmm! Chalo finally meri jhansi rani wapis apni avtaar mein toh aayi!
Ajab(frowned at him): kya matlab? Aur mein jhansi rani nahi hu. I'm Miss. Ajabde Punwar! Samjhe?! Anpadh kahi ka.
Shakti: oh madam anpadh kisko bola?! I'm the topper of my college samjhi nah. Aur.. tu kabhi aise chup mat raha kar. Specially mereliye toh bilkul bhi nahi.. coz tujhe yeh decent wala look bilkul suit nahi karta. waise bhi, mujhe jaisi teri bakwas sunne ki aadat hogayi hai.. and mujhe meri sweetheart aise hi, jhansi rani ki tarah hi acchi lagti hai.
(He pulled her cheeks lightly)
Ajab: haww! Mein bakwaas karti hu! Aur tujhe yeh kitni baar bolna padega? Mein jhansi rani nahi. Miss….
Shakti: ha ha jaanta hu meri maa!! Miss. Ajabde punwar! Ab chale.. kyuki atleast new year ke time pe toh mujhe mom aur dada se daant khane ka koi shauk nahi.
Ajab: toh tujhe kisine rok rakhi hai gaadi chalane se.. jaldi chal na.. bada aaya 'apna college ka topper' she imitated his tone while
Shakti just rolled his eyes at her before zooming to their destination.
They bought all the necessory item for the new year's party and now they were scanning the cloths section. Ajabde was holding a bright red gown and was looking at her reflection in mirror. "Shakti.. yeh bhi accha lag raha hai na?.." she said checking herself but paused her work after few seconds when she no further received any response from him.. and she turned around to find him fast asleep
"Shakti !!" She roared aloud which starled shakti as he got up with a jerk. "Kya! Kya hua?! Bhookamp aagaya kya? Huh?" He scammed the whole place as he seemed wide awake. "Ghadha kahika. Kuch bhi haa.. Yaha mein tujhse itna important baat pooch rahi hu.. aur tujhe bhookamp ki padhi hai!"she asked. "Madam! Mujhe na, meri jaan ki jyada parwa hai aur waise bhi.. tu jo bhi pehen le, lagna toh tujhe chudail hi hai!" Shakti shrugged. Ajabde's mouth was wide open. "Kya kaha?! Mein chudail hu?!!" "Nahi nahi.. tu toh bhootni hai.. dekh aise wali" he then made a wierd face which raised ajab's temper to a new level. "Eee!! Kitna gandha shakal bana raha hai.. mein khud kar lungi shopping tere bagair." She turned to go but shakti grabbed her wrist. "Arre ruk.. mein karta hu na teri help. Chal.." "jee nahi. thank you very much! Mein khud kar lungi apni help.. tere saath baithungi nah toh next new year tak mein shopping hi karti rahungi." She shrugged his hand and marched towards the trial room muttering "Khud toh pagal hai, mujhe bhi pagal karke chodega!" "Arre baby doll.!! sun toh.. chali gayi. Chalo accha hai dimag toh nahi khayegi mera.. uff!" He chuckled and made his way towards men's section.
#after 2 hours#
"Abe aur kitna shopping karegi? Poora dukaan lootegi kya? Chal na jaldi." Shakti frowned at ajab who was still busy in bargaining with the shop keeper. "Tu zara apna dimag thand rak, kyu pareshaan kar raha hai.." ajab said. And after about another 10 mins of bargaining ajabde paid the amount. "Chalo.. yeh toh hogaya ab na.."she started. "Ruk ruk ruk.. ab aur kuch nahi yaar. Please..!" He pleaded.
Ajab: Tu kabhi meri poori baat toh sun liya kar. Mein yeh kehrahi thi ki ab na hume ghar chalna chahiye. Waise bhi tera woh yeda dada..
Shakti: Aee mere dada ke baare me kuch boli na toh.. waise tu unse itna chidti kyu hai? Hum sabke saath toh aaram se, acche se baat karti hai. Par dada ke saamne pata nahi tujhe kya hojaata hai..
Ajab: ab woh harkate hi aisi karta hai... (she muttered)
Shakti: ha, tu badi punya aatma haina.. ab chal, bhootni kahiki.
Ajab: tune phirse mujhe bhootni bola?!! Tu mera dost hai ki dushman..
(Shakti thought for a while before replying.)
Shakti: oh ha sorry yaar.. galti toh huyi mujhse. Bechari bhootni.. pata nahi meine usko tere saath tulna kaise kar di.. (he said with a sad face)
Ajab: kya... tujhe toh me chodungi nahi!
Shakti: pehle pakad toh le..
Ajab: shakti ruk!
Ajabde chased him out of the mall and after some more of bhagam doud they returned home as it was getting late.
To Be Continued....
